Jack meets Tyler on a plane, not making shadow puppets on the beach.

Arya Stark as Tywin Lannister's cub bearer.

Frodo leaves for Rivendell at most weeks, not years, after Bilbo disappears and gets there without running into Tom Bombadil.

No mention of Sonny's girlfriend's gynecological problems in Godfather II.

» 10/22/14 5:29pm Today 5:29pm

Yeah, no please see the rest of this thread where I demonstrate repeatedly that I really, really, really, actually fully really fully get how this works. Over and over again.

One more time: the fundamental principle of relativity is that no physical object or information bearing signal can propagate faster than light.… » 10/21/14 11:22am Yesterday 11:22am

It's a commentary on social control and the notion that there is no end run around holding people responsible for their choices. It's also a commentary on the sublimated violence within society that serves as the origin for the immediate and apparent violence committed by criminals. Does no good to trim the branches… » 10/20/14 5:05pm Monday 5:05pm

Well, Mars does need women. Okay, here go your Mad Men sexist jokes for the day:

Women may be able to get to Mars, but they'll probably crash into Phobos during orbital insertion.

But of course men would accidentally fly to Mercury and keep insisting that Mars is "always hot this time of year" rather than stop and… » 10/20/14 2:53pm Monday 2:53pm

300: Rays of the Umpire may have been a terrible film, but I'd say the 300 sidequel is justified since delaying the Persians at Thermopylae was about giving the Greeks a chance of winning the navel battle. It's two stories in the original history.

But, yeah, they should have coordinated both stories from the start,… » 10/20/14 12:26pm Monday 12:26pm

Will there be more dragons in this one? Not that I didn't have fun with Demon Ages I & II, but dragons were just big monsters. Demons, of course, had highly elaborate psychological idioms that played out against the strengths and weaknesses of the characters. The only dragons that did that in the game were demon… » 10/15/14 5:21pm 10/15/14 5:21pm

Yeah, thing is this...now he gets to watch as these women publicly denounce the relationship, say they made a big mistake, shut out all contact with him and while his bro's give him high fives girls his age will either avoid him or only show interest in him for the freak show potential.

Life is not an adolescent… » 10/14/14 8:53pm 10/14/14 8:53pm